Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb,

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

And we are go, once again, ladies and gentlemen, another installment, another episode of the conspiracy farm.

I am, as always, your ever-faithful host, co-host Jeffrey Wilson, with my partner in crime, USC Hall of Famer, who is currently down there in Dubai, you down there in Louisiana,

announcing fights for Axis TV. Pat Millich, what's up, brother?

Well, yeah, I'm excited to be down here eating some great food. Had a bunch of mud bugs last night.

Mud bugs.

The entire crew, we all went out to eat.

Yeah, we inhaled a bunch of crawdads and some crawfish et tufei, some shrimp gumbo, all kinds of stuff, man.

So it was great.

A bunch of catfish.

Yeah, I saw the picture.

I was quite, I was salty, man. I was like, I'd love to be consuming that as well. But yeah, man, what do we got on the docket today?

What do we spread a little water on, brother? Well, my God, all kinds of stuff going on, right?

Crazy stuff coming up about, uh, well, look, people laughed at us, right?

People were calling us tinfoil hat wearing people about the child pornography and the sex trafficking and all the stuff that was going on between.

Major cities in the United States globally in Haiti, the stuff that was going down.

And lo and behold, Jeff, there's suddenly a bunch of arrests all over the globe about.

And ironically, more arrests keep happening at a faster rate after Anthony Wiener's laptop gets

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