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Two weeks in a row, Jeff, I mean, that's after a layoff of a few years.

What's going on? Well, no, I mean, we's after a layoff of a few years. What's going on?

Well, no.

I mean, we have come and gone a couple times in different iterations.

It hasn't been years.

We did one not too long ago.

But yeah, two weeks.

The odds of that. But hopefully we're going to keep that up man so we're going to cover i we're just

going to go through headlines and have fun with it i mean not necessarily make fun of all

of it because a lot of it's very serious uh Sure. Considering, yeah, our first headline where NPR talks about their correspondent is finally

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