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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of the conspiracy farm.

And I'm joined as always by my co-host Jeffrey Wilson the brains of the operation.

How are you, Jeff?

I am doing very well, man.

Every single day above ground is a good day, man.

I'm blessed and enjoying this year to our Lord 2,00025 and it's good to be back with you.

And I'm really stoked to chop it up with our guest today.

Yeah, it's been quite a while since we've done an episode.

I mean, how long has it been? Have you, have you checked on that? We've been back a few times.

We've had like, you know, those like those fighters that have multiple retirement matches.

Not that we've retired, but we kind of came and went a few times. It wasn't too long ago,

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