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I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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All right, man. All right. What is cracking?

Faithful farmers. Thank you for joining us today. It's been a minute. It's been a hot minute.

But as always, I am joined with my partner in crime. UFC Hall of Famer, trainer of Champions

Eden of World. Patrick, what's up, man? Oh, all kinds of beautiful things. The world is changing

ever so fast, right? Always, always. We've,'ve um we've missed a lot i mean we haven't

missed it but as far as reporting it on the show people have hit us up like where the fuck are you guys

like the world's on fire they're just fucking trying to kill trump and you know where the hell are you guys

so there's there's a lot man there's a lot to cover and um're going to be, I don't know, probably a little bit of everywhere

because, like, so much shit has happened.

But, you know, let's catch up, man.

What you've been up to?

You know, right now I am, of course, in North Dakota.

And my better half is promoting a show here to find the fight MMA at a casino near the Canadian border.

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