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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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Mark, here we go from Cold Iowa, bringing you a new guest here on the conspiracy farm.

We're really happy to be back. We had to rebrand

and go back to the old name. People were a little confused by the name that we were using.

But, Jeff, yeah, the farm's back, buddy. We missed our girl, baby. We're back with our true love.

That's what it is, you know, like I said the other day. We went out and tried to date a little bit, but we're back with our true love. That's what it is, you know, like I said the other day.

We went out and tried to date a little bit, but we're back with our true love.

And I'm really stoked to talk to our gentleman today.

He's, you know, back to the farm.

He was a big, faithful farmer back in the day.

Like I was just saying before we went on, like he's got a very deep resume and I'm really excited to talk about what kind of what he's gotten into lately.

It's reminiscent of a conversation we had with one of our other guests, Mr. Nicholas Spahn,

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