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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, right?

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are back.

Pat and I, a little bit of an absence, but the conspiracy farm, another

archive episode for the archives. And of course, writing shotgun with me is, of course,

UFC Hall of Famer, trainer of champions, eater of worlds. And we're going to be talking

about worlds tonight, extraterrestrial and terrestrial. Pat Millichich, how are you doing today, sir?

I'm doing great. We have had a long hiatus, Jeffrey. A little bit of a hiatus, and we're going to do a little

pre-show maybe and kind of discuss a little bit where we've been. And the movie coming out this fall,

the second making of one flew over the cuckoo's nest that we both starred in. Yes, exactly.

And I'm just really, really stoked to have this guest on today. We've kind of been in correspondence for a few months. Now,

I asked him quite a while ago to be on, and he was, you know, responded very quickly, and I was

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