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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, how is everyone doing?

Appreciate your patience from the farm.

I know we've been gone a little bit.

Me personally, been doing my best to hold onto every bit of shred of sanity as we see the farm. I know we've been gone a little bit. Uh, me personally been doing my

best to hold onto every bit of shred of sanity as we see the world kind of turn a little bit upside

down. Um, so just been taking some time, a little self-care, uh, working with the fam, hanging

with the fam, you know, um, I got a, you know, young daughter who hasn't been able to see friends just because of all of this. So it's just a lot of stress on everybody.

But as always, rolling with my partner in crime, UFC Hall of Famer, Eater of Worlds, lover of brownies.

Even though he can't eat them now because he is training for the Clash of Legends,

the fight to unite coming up July 18th at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds and

pay-per-view information will be provided very very soon Pat how we doing today champ

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