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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

You don't change the neighborhood up.

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What I do, baby?

It's the Iceman, Paul Wall.

Actually, just me, Jeffrey Wilson.

Coming to you live and direct for another episode of the

conspiracy farm rolling shotgun as always uh with my home boy I'm sorry if I'm exasperated a little bit

been running around Pat Milichich how we doing this fine evening my friend we've been gone for a little

bit um haven't been doing as many shows this week, as I told you, my brain was mush earlier

this week. I couldn't hardly, not literally, but it's hard to form sentences to get my mind

around everything, especially to get my mind around everything going on for the show and

articulate myself. But how are you doing, brother?

You know, my man, we're both brother you know man we're both you know burning the

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