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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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All right, launch time for another episode of the conspiracy farm.

As always, I'm joined up by my co-host.

Jeffrey Wilson, how you doing, Jeffrey?

Well, I'm just living in lockdown, you know, enjoying the day, enjoying a little Pilsner

Urkel, a little check beer, and making some chicken tacos later.

A six-pack in a podcast.

All right, there we go.

So, listen, hey, I really wanted to get this guy on because I've been following him on Twitter quite a bit.

And he's unapologetic, self-described unapologetic.

And he's, yeah, he's brash.

He's abrasive at times on Twitter.

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