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Wow.

Patrick, that is, that's a good point.

You know, Kanye West could have been on to something when he said slavery was a choice.

Huh.

Interesting insight, champ. Interesting insight. But are we on? We going? Oh, shoot. Today, ladies and gentlemen.

Where did that come from, bro, bro, bro? Well, I'm just, you know, we have some pre-show conversations and, you know, you drop some little nuggets of interesting stuff. So talk about throwing your co-host under the bus. It's April Fool's Day, ladies and gentlemen. We jest. We just. But I'm so stoked to have my man

back on today. I mean, even before, we even scratched the service with this, he was killing it.

I mean, and I love his show so much. It's not so much singular dimensional. And I know he doesn't

even probably like the term conspiracies, but of course a lot of stuff deals with conspiracies. But, you know, he does

politics, geopolitics, esoteric, spiritual, metaphysical. I mean, the guy covers all of the bases

with just killer content, killer guests. He is the El Hefe over at the higher side chat.

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