The Conspiracy Farm Ep. 119 What Theeeeeee Fook!!!

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4.6 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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With Pat on the Road we have a brief transmission to talk a lil "Go Dog Go" by PD Eastman. And the MADNESS that as descended on this beautiful Flat Earth!;) SUPPORT THE FARM! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!! SUPPORT THE FARM! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS! https://www.theconspiracyfarm.com https://www.chemicalfreebody.com/farmer https://www.ButcherBox.com/farmer https://preparewiththefarm.com https://www.patreon.com/TheConspiracyFarm https://www.paypal.me/TheConspiracyFarm https://www.theC4.com

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0:00.0	Live your life, boy!
0:01.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.
0:05.6	Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.
0:09.1	And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.
0:14.6	I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.
0:18.7	Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?
0:22.7	Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.
0:25.0	You don't change the neighborhood up.
0:26.9	Conspiracy farm.
0:27.8	Go.
0:28.2	Check it out.
0:29.8	All right, ladies and gentlemen.
0:31.7	How are we doing?
0:33.3	What's new, everyone?
0:35.7	Anything going on in the news?
0:37.1	You know what? Since, you know, Pat and I, since it's, we figured since it was a slow newsday
0:41.9	that today we're, today we're going to read from one of my favorite books, Go Dog Go by
0:48.6	P.D. Eastman.
0:51.7	Please do.
0:54.2	Do you like my hat? No, I do not like your hat. Why the fuck would you you like my hat?
0:55.8	No, I do not like your hat.
0:57.1	Why the fuck would you wear such a hideous hat?
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