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All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on the conspiracy farm again.

Joined, as always, by my co-host, the brains of the operation.

Jeffrey Wilson, how are you, Jeff?

I am a fantastic champ.

Every day above ground is a good day, man.

I'm a little shook, I have to say, like most Americans, I'm a little shook.

Why would you be shook?

You knew this was coming.

Well, I did, but, you know, and I was trying to piece together a lot of the news over the last couple weeks. And I, you know, again, because I did have a sense that this was coming and the desperation after the impeachment hearings, impossible false flag, et cetera, et cetera.

But then, you know, I heard all this news, man.

This got released on purpose from Wuhan and all of this and then yesterday man what really kind of shook me because the CDC you know the

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