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And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb,

I present to you, Pet Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, greetings and salutations as we wind down this year to our Lord,

two toes and 19. I'm telling you what, man. This is going to be an excellent episode.

I've been wanting to chomping at the bit to do this episode for a very long time.

And there's no two other people that I would want to do this with.

Riding Shotgun, as always, my partner in crime, UFC Hall of Famer,

eater of World, master of the tango, lover of ice cream.

Pat Millich, how how we doing, champ?

I am doing great.

I'm excited.

Jeff, we've got, I think, the most substantial show we've ever done, and we've been at this a while.

This is going to be fascinating.

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