I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is Smith and Sniff. It's a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

I've just heard that Tiger Woods is coming back to play golf after crashing that car massively.

Oh yeah. Crashing his genesis, wasn't it? I was going to ask you, I think it was a genesis. Was it like a sponsored event car?

Yes, I think so. I don't know that it had this high quality motor car from genesis motors of Seth Career is driven by Tiger Woods of golf down the sides.

I love those things. I love those. Well, I was growing up. There was a footballer called Acer Hartford who football fans probably played for Man City.

And this was in the 80s. So it was before footballers, I guess, got massive salaries and lived in McMansions. He lived in a perfectly nice sort of three or four bedroom detached house in a leafy suburb.

And he had a, at one point, I wouldn't be had a Peugeot 309, but it had Acer Hartford drives this quality Peugeot from Tom Garner of Manchester down the doors.

That was the price. Yeah. That was the price of getting a free car. I think he had to have the stickers down the sides.

I wonder if anyone owns any of those cars that were played driven by, I don't know, rugby stars of a local region or cricketers of a local region.

There was a lot of Jags given up to cricketers from memory. We're there. Yeah, I think so. A lot of X types. I think.

Oh, okay. Someone listening to this will know someone that might have bought an X cricketer spec X type Jag.

Could you tell because it's got white leather seats, but then there's just a bit where there's loads of red been rubbed on it.

What have you been doing here? Sorry, cricketer, mate. It's funny.

My Honda insight was an X demonstrator car and only you only see it when it's pitched dark on the drive and the security light comes on.

Because they're quite bright white LEDs, I think, quite critical light.

You can see slight discoloration across the bonnet where there was a decal when it was in a showroom that says something like the world's first hybrid

or over 100 MPG with a little asterisk next to it. And it's really slightly discolored the paintwork from you there, but you can't tell in normal daylight.

That's funny because my Nissan Leaf was an X demonstrator and I was washing it one day. I went, what's this on the bonnet?

And it was sticker residue and you could see if you sort of crouched down where it sort of just said so the other new 100% electric Nissan Leaf.

That's electric today.

But you can just see it in the right light.

But your security light would have probably brought it out of the treat.

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