This is Emily, Emily, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch The Horror Movie

Recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I'm too

scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary

movies. I'm Sammy and I like watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to and you can

know all about the movie and tell all your friends and act like you saw it.

That's what we do. That's the service we provide. That is the service that we

provide.

What is up with us this week?

I did a cool thing this weekend. I went to Universal Studios theme park by myself.

That is fucking cool. It ruled. It was so fun. I didn't go for too long. I just went for a couple hours. I'm a pass holder, so there's no pressure that I need to get everything done. It's the way to do it. I went in, I got everything done. So it's the way to do it.

I went in, I got a Duff beer.

You can't carry them around the park,

so I just had to like sit and pound a beer

because you have to be in like a dining area. You can't have your mask off in the rest of the park. So I was like, all right, so I just like sat and people watched and like got drunk by myself. And there was a girl next to me who was doing the same thing and we eventually started talking.

Her name's Ellen, I made a friend, a universal friend.

We made a friend.

Wait, I didn't really, Sam, you texted us about this afterwards and I thought, I assumed you were meeting your friend

named Ellen at Universal Studios.

Well, she was.

She was meeting her new friend, his name is Ellen.

You literally met a new friend. Uh's amazing. It was great and then we

parted ways and I went on the Harry Potter ride and I had so much fun and I was laughing like a crazy person and I was just having so much fun and I was just having so much fun and then laughing at how much fun I was having and then like continuing to laugh more and

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