The Conjoined Twins had a BABY

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🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Opie’s back with a fired-up episode of the Opie Radio podcast, running on fumes after an epic Bills vs. Ravens comeback that kept him up all night! He dives into the weekend’s chaos: a Philly Karen snatching a kid’s home run ball, Trump’s Altoid (or Adderall?) moment at the U.S. Open, and the mind-boggling news about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany becoming moms. From New York’s skyrocketing rents crushing small businesses to Governor Christie’s latest blunder, Opie’s got opinions, laughs, and a few rants. Plus, he shouts out his other podcast, Opie and Carl, keeping Carl Ruiz’s legacy alive. Tune in for a raw, unfiltered take on sports, news, and the absurd!

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0:56.7	dot co.uk slash try. Oh yeah. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. It is early.
1:04.8	We got to sort these things earlier because we got kids to get to school. I am half asleep because I stayed up to watch the football game of the
1:15.3	year. The Bills beat the Ravens last night in a unbelievable comeback. And with that I say
1:24.9	hi to Ned Schaeckler because he says good morning but F the bills
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