The Hello and welcome to citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm Noah and I'm going to be leading this effort to distract everyone from the fact that Eli's not here and aiding me in that effort are three men who have airtight alibis for the evening of July 26th,

heth, Tom, and Ceisin.

Thank you.

Fckyert is my.

They're tight alba.

I was in a fuckyert.

I saw him in the fuckyert.

I'm just, I'm gonna start live streaming my, well my life preemptively at this point just a sure.

Yeah.

I really would love it if once in a lifetime things stop happening four times per week.

That would be amazing, wouldn't you?

Speaking to which, writing sketches way harder than Eli makes it. Look, and we just need

extra help on that front right now. So this is good to remind you how awesome our patrons are.

If you'd like to learn how to join their ranks,

be sure to stick around to the end of the show.

And with that out of the way tell us,

Cecil, what person plays, think concept phenomenon or event what would be talking about today?

Today we're going to be talking about the Conk Rebellion.

All right, so Tom, you took time off of being I fucked by the news long enough to read an essay about this.

Are you ready to tell us what it said?

I sure as hell am Noah

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