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Plumbing the Death Star

The Concerns of Fictional HR Departments (Feat. Ray Lawrence)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2015

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes use proper conflict resolution techniques, try to adhere to strict workplace guidelines and policies but end up submitting a written complaint anyway as they wonder what the real problems fictional HR departments have to deal with. We look at the requirements for being Batman’s butler, wonder what the orcs actually wanted in Lord of the Rings, and ask if Rocky I-VI is racist. Zammit wants to know what a marriage counsellor equivalent for Superhero teams is, Duscher tries to figure out how the world can get behind the Avengers when they're always infighting, and Ray just wants to know if James Bond could get away with it all if he was an insurance salesman. So call a press conference, put a positive spin on all your problems and awkwardly make a forced apology without getting everyone fired and/or imprisoned.Want to help hire a HR guy for Sanspants? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make sure we don’t turn on each other.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twelve books about conflict resolution techniques when you are also a Batman.

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