Well, that I'm on day warrior, mean, mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer mean, mean pride.

Well, that iconic song can only mean one thing.

It's the Conan and Jordan show.

And I'm joined.

Of course, I'm Conan O'Brien.

I think that shouldn't have to be said.

And I'm joined by my enemy, my friend of me, a man I loathe, a man I love, Mr. Jordan Schlansky.

Yes, hi.

You've been in my employ for how many years now, Jordan?

Decades.

Okay.

Yes.

Nice.

And you bring up that iconic song, Tom Sawyer by Rush, that starts our show.

I would like to point out that longtime listeners of our show may

have noticed something a little different today in that our engineer Eduardo graciously played

my preferred mastering of that song. This is not the readily available mastering that any fool

would get on a streaming service these days. Any fool? Okay, I have put a lot of time and money into seeking out the best version of all of my

favorite music.

I have bought probably 20 versions of that album on various media.

Great.

Well, better that than have your kids go to college.

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