The Complaints Department is NOW OPEN: Labubus, Dirty Martini’s & Other Garbage with Chris Klemens

Relationsh*t with Kamie Crawford

Kamie Crawford

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The positivity police HATE to see this Scorpio duo coming. Why? Because we’re here to spiral properly - and in peace. This week, comedian and host of Chris vs the People, Chris Klemens joins us for a much needed hour of giving the middle finger to toxic positivity. We’re talking why we hate dirty martinis, America (ugh), the cursed saga of Labubus and why "good vibes only" should actually be a crime. Oh and of course our listeners get a chance to share their grievances too - because that's self care, babe. This episode is for the proud haters & the loud complainers - you’ve been warned. Follow: @chrisklemens and @chrisvsthepeople Follow Kamie @kamiecrawford on TikTok and Relationshit @relationshit on IG for more, besties. Watch on YouTube at youtube.com/@relationshitpod and of course, follow the show on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The five pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:02.0	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:08.0	That's right, five pounds.
0:10.0	It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.
0:13.0	From 11 AM, not available on delivery.
0:16.0	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:18.0	Participating restaurants, subjects availability.
0:20.0	Relationships are hard, and that's why I'm here. Hey friend, it's Cammy Kree. Carbidated soft drink upgrade fees apply. Participating restaurants, subjects availability.
0:26.6	Relationships are hard, and that's why I'm here. Hey friend, it's Cammy Crawford. I'm a TV host,
0:31.7	producer, and model living in Los Angeles, but you may know me from my work on MTV's Catfish.
0:39.2	Welcome to My Show Relationship. The advice podcast that covers all relationship topics. The good, the bad, and the straight up shitty.
0:43.4	Think of me as your big sister that you can always trust to give you the real tea.
0:44.4	Need advice?
0:49.6	Send your story to hello at relationshippod.com or DM me at relationship on IG and tune in for new episodes every Friday.
0:52.6	Talk soon, Bestie.
0:57.6	Happy Friday. Talk soon, Bestie. Happy Friday, Besties.
1:01.6	How are we doing?
1:03.5	What are the vibes?
1:04.7	I'll tell you what my vibe is.
1:05.7	I went to Solid Corps this morning.
1:08.0	And by this morning, I mean 10 a.m.
1:10.4	Why is it almost four? Ask me if I showered. Sick. Sick. Sick and
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