Hey, Girl, Hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.

Today is Wednesday.

And joining us today is Matt Ryan.

Hey boy, hey.

Hey, girl. Hey, thanks for having me back again.

Honestly, I think I have to have you all in all the time now because I'm worried that you are on him

late. Hey. Well, I was a little bit too. I'm not going to lie to you. However, however, I was a little

late because I was on the phone and having a constructive conversation with my management.

Great, great, great, great.

Nothing was ever brought back up.

So let's just keep it as such.

And let's just keep it there because don't forget, the last show you did was on Friday, and that's her Patreon members only.

So if you're part of the family, friends of the family dance with the father of the bride

of the bride friends of the family dance with the father of the bride of the bride that's our song for

patreon subscribers so if you want to be part of that song, subscribe to Patreon. Absolutely. So the episode was for Patreon subscribers only. So the rest of the audience, hey guys, don't know that. We cannot tell the story outside the paywall. But you can go listen if you want to. It was good. I'm just going to say, I'm just going to leave it at this. Can I just say the one thing that you said? You can say whatever you want. Yeah. Jesus Christ Bill. That's all I'm going to say. Jesus fucking Christ Bill. Actually, to correct you. So anyway, so we did the show and it was hilarious. The comments are everyone, like maybe funniest episode in the history of

Dave Taylor. It was, it was pretty good. I'm not going to lie. I have a long, I walked out of the

recording and I was like, Coley, that was it. That was fucking good. Yeah, that was, it was a wild, wild day.

It was a very lot of fun. But I will say, as fun as it was, Tay and I were, like, driving around because it was, you know, Friday's episode. And we were like, no, but for real, it's that going to happen. So why you just came on? I was like, you still have played. Oh, God. Yeah. I mean, that's a question a lot of people have asked me. and I'm just glad it hasn't been my boss to ask me too.

I'm a fuck up. I think everybody knows that. I'm almost 50 and I act like I'm almost 15.

So I just tripped my daughter in the hallway of her middle school going in between classes.

No, because I'm in eighth grade. She's in sixth. I didn't really trip my daughter. Jesus. I mean, Matt, it's you. Matt, it's, Matt, it's, Matt, it's you. I didn't trip her. I pushed her. It's like the Law and Order episode I just watched last night. It was the psychotic brother. He was blaming the poor Russian nanny. I can't, that fucking kid. Anyway, no one knows I'm talking about. No, I've no idea. But it was definitely the Russian nanny did it. No, it wasn't. It was a psychotic brother. Oh, yeah. Well, there you go. He pulled a knife on his mom and slit her hand open. Anyway, let's not talk about Law and Order Special Victims. Oh, my God, you're talking about SVU? Holy, I thought, I didn't hear the beginning. I thought this was like a new show on Netflix, like the Ed Gein's story part two. No, no, no. Mariska Hargetay can Harge get it, right? Oh, speaking of, Mariska Harcate is in the TN3 today. What did she do? You'll have to wait to find out. It's a very good TN3. Also, we have a mama drama from a listener. Loves it when you guys submit things. Also, we have, listen, we've been calling it chaos with Coley. Obviously, Coley is Matt's wife. Coley is my college bestie. Listen, I lived with Coley for years. It is chaos with Coley if we're keeping it 100. It's not smooth sailing. You know, she's not always chaotic, but there's always something going on. A hundred percent. She's always someone, even if peripherally she's somehow involved involved in the Dramskys, always. Which is funny because I'm always the one starting fights, yet I can't stay in in drama to save my life. It's so annoying. Well, keep working. Keep paddling, girl. Keep paddling. You'll find your way to real drama soon. Trust me. I thank you for that. Thank you for the well wishes. So, but it really is mayhem with Matt. Because Matt, you're on the show and you are chaos as well. And we love alliteration. So it's not chaos with Coley. When Coley's on Taste of Taylor, it can be chaos with Coley. But when Maddie Ryan's here, it's Mayhem with Matt. because Matt, I think you were really at the, at the epicenter of the chaos for Coley, no?

I'm usually the comment. Maddie Ryan's here. It's Mayhem with Matt because Matt, I think you were really at the,

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