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The Commentators' View: ‘Chewing gum’ Andorra & Keystone Cops

Football Daily

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Soccer, Sports, News, Sports News, Sport

4.34.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

John Murray, Ian Dennis & Ali Bruce-Ball talk football, travel & language. They hear from Thomas Tuchel and Dan Burn ahead of England v Andorra. Will John’s losing run in Clash of the Commentators finally come to an end? And the Great Glossary of Football Commentary returns. Get your suggestions in with WhatsApp voicenotes to 08000 289 369 & emails to [email protected]

02:50 Parking problems 06:50 Arsenal ‘understandable’ approach at Anfield? 11:55 5 Live commentaries this international break 12:45 John Stones withdraws through injury 13:25 Thomas Tuchel on John Stones & Marc Guehi 16:00 Tuchel compares Andorra to chewing gum 17:55 Dan Burn on Alexander Isak leaving Newcastle 19:30 Who did it right? Isak or Guehi? 23:50 Are international commentaries the pinnacle? 27:25 Clash of the Commentators 33:50 Great Glossary of Football Commentary

BBC Sounds / 5 Live commentaries: Fri 5 Sep 1930 Chelsea v Man City in the WSL, Sat 6 Sep 1330 Arsenal v London City Lionesses in the WSL, Sat 6 Sep 1700 England v Andorra in World Cup Qualifying, Sun 7 Sep 1200 Liverpool v Everton in the WSL, Tue 9 Sep 1945 Serbia v England in World Cup Qualifying.

Glossary so far: 2-0 is a dangerous score, After you Claude, All-Premier League affair, Aplomb, Bag/box of tricks, Brace, Brandished, Breaking the deadlock, Bundled over the line, Champions elect / champions apparent, Clinical finish, Commentator’s curse, Coupon buster, Cultured/Educated left foot, Denied by the woodwork, Draught excluder, Elimination line, Fellow countryman, Foot race, Formerly of this parish, Fox in the box, Free hit, Goalkeepers’ Union, Goalmouth scramble, Good touch for a big man, Honeymoon Period, In and around, In the shop window, Keeping ball under their spell, Keystone Cops defending, Languishing, Loitering with intent, Marching orders, Nestle in the bottom corner, Numbered derbies, Nutmeg, Opposite number, Park the bus, PK for penalty-kick, Postage stamp, Put it in the mixer, Put their laces through it, Rasping shot, Red wine not white wine, Relegation six-pointer, Rooted at the bottom, Route One, Roy of the Rovers stuff, Sending the goalkeeper the wrong way, Shooting boots, Sleeping giants, Slide rule pass, Small matter of, Spiders web, Stayed hit, Steepling, Stinging the palms, Stonewall penalty, Straight off the training ground, Stramash, Team that likes to play football, Throw their cap on it, Thruppenny bit head / 50p head, Towering header, Two good feet, Turning into a basketball match, Turning into a cricket score, Usher/Shepherd the ball out of play, Walking a disciplinary tightrope, Wand of a left foot, We’ve got a cup tie on our hands, Where the kookaburra sleeps, Where the owl sleeps, Winger in their pocket, Wrap foot around it, Your De Bruynes, your Gundogans etc.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.

0:04.7

The Commentators View on the Football Daily with Alistair Bruce Ball, John Murray and Ian Dennis.

0:12.1

Hello, welcome to the Football Daily. I'm Ian Dennis, and this is The Commentators View, the podcast where as five live commentators talk about our travels, football of course, and the

0:21.6

language of the beautiful game. And here we are at St George's Park where England are training

0:27.3

ahead of their World Cup qualifiers. So of course I'm with correspondent John Murray and

0:31.7

Ali Bruce Ball. Hello to you both. Hello. Hello Ian. Hello John. Yes, in a bit we will

0:36.8

hear some little snippets from Thomas Tuchel and defender Dan Byrne. Clash of the commentators to come and the return of the great Glottery of Football Commentary as well. But I've just recovered from one of the worst old firm derbies. It was so boring. And yet, listening to you last Saturday, the leeds newcastle game probably wasn't much better

0:56.3

actually leeds newcastle was all right and as i think i said on the air it was probably a better match

1:04.8

to actually be at and watch and commentate on than it was for example if you were watching it in a pub on a Saturday evening.

1:12.3

So it was okay. And, you know, there was certainly a bit of atmosphere there. Well, there was at Ibrox

1:17.9

as well. But yes, I was listening to you on the way the next day to Anfield. So I actually only

1:25.7

heard the first half of that. But when I left it at half time, I had a feeling which way it was going. Yeah. Yeah. And I think the Rangers and Celtic fans would agree at the moment to not very good teams. And I think two slightly disillusioned fan bases with where the clubs are at and both out of the Champions League. I mean, I always think with both of those games, listening to you both, you know, as commentators,

2:18.4

it's always that thing, isn't it, of telling it like it is. So if the game is not good, you've got to say it's not good. But at the same time, there's always got to be something in it to keep the listener listening. and actually a nil-nil in a leeds newcastle or of subject, that can change at any moment. Ball goes in the back of the net and the whole story changes. So it does keep you listening in that sense. And as you say, two great football grounds to be at there, even if the quality of the football wasn't great. More importantly, for this particular program, this outlet, my thought was, Ian, when I was listening to you, I probably spent the first 10 minutes thinking, you've not had much turnaround from Old Trafford on Saturday afternoon to Ibrox.

2:25.6

What time are you there at Ibrox on Sunday morning? I got to Ibrox at quarter past nine. So I arrived

2:30.8

in Glasgow at half past nine on the Saturday night, had a bite to eat.

2:35.8

You probably still have, did some work to do.

2:38.0

So I worked then until midnight, was awake at about eight, quick bite to eat, and then off to the ground.

2:45.7

And also, they're doing a bit of redevelopment work around Ibrox.

2:49.1

I haven't been to Ibrox for quite a while.

2:52.0

And we've all got our little favorite haunts where we park.

2:54.8

And I thought, I know, I'm going to park.

2:56.4

And the car parking near Ibrox has now gone to a barcode system.

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