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Softcore History

The Comically Bad Assassination Of Franz Ferdinand

Softcore History

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Dan, Rob, and Jake break down the comedy of errors that somehow resulted into the assassination of Franz Ferdinand and the butterfly effect that has shaped our modern world as a result. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Soft Core History.

0:08.0

Welcome back to Soft Core History.

0:10.0

I'm your host, Dan Regester.

0:12.0

And I am joined as always by Jake Goldman.

0:15.1

What's up?

0:16.0

What's up? Happy birthday Dan.

0:17.3

Dan turned 30 on the 14th.

0:20.5

Yeah, so congratulations.

0:22.2

Yeah, well, I can't, I can't say happy birthday on the podcast time is on your on your

0:27.2

birthday times out can I just jump in and say I don't want to hear any of your

0:30.0

Israel shit today you motherfucker. Yeah this is a pro Palestine podcast. Okay.

0:37.6

Dirty filthy Israel. I just want to get out of the way Goldman., for all you that are at home listening,

0:44.2

I'm wearing just a giant Net and Yahoo hat

0:46.6

and I have, I get out of here, Palestinian shirt.

0:49.9

No, I don't.

0:52.4

Do you want to know my take on Israel?

0:54.0

Oh no, we're gonna do it because this day,

0:56.0

that we have like a waterfall of like butterfly effects situation.

0:59.0

Today's topic of kind of ties in.

1:00.0

I don't want to like go a little too hard on the nose but

1:03.4

oh that's very on the nose on the nose that's how you're gonna say that wow

1:08.4

bra I told you my side already at least be at least be baldly anti-semitic like me.

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