4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2025
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Surprise! It's our second scary season special! In this two-hour extravaganza, we catch up on Chuck E. Cheese, hear all about Scott's naked hot spring adventure, marvel at car-destroying mice, and talk about all the stuff that makes our our old asses happy. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the comedy button. |
| 0:01.9 | A very special episode we're doing as a surprise by accident, I think, just because we wanted to. Look, we promised we would do this and we're fucking living up to it. Okay. I'm Brian Altana. With me is Max Govill. Hey. Okay. I don't, I don't, we haven't done this in a while. Did I ever have a thing I said that it was regular? I don't think it was. |
| 0:21.6 | I think in the early days, you would say that you had a raccoon fact. Yeah, you had a lot more energy about this. I feel like how's it going has become my like regular go-to. Right. So you didn't even give us that. You just want to, hey. Yeah, I don't know. I panicked. You put me on the spot here. |
| 0:37.5 | What can I tell you? |
| 0:38.2 | I know. |
| 0:38.6 | It was like a Canadian at a Yeah, I don't know. I panicked. You put me on the spot here. |
| 0:38.1 | What can I tell you? |
| 0:38.5 | I know. |
| 0:51.4 | It was like a Canadian at a funeral that I haven't seen in like 30 years. Hey. Okay. All right. Well, good to see you, man. Scott, Scott probably. What's going on, Internet? There we go. and Ryan Scott. |
| 0:52.3 | What a fucking Christ. |
| 0:55.9 | Remember that classic? |
| 0:57.2 | No, I, we go and Ryan Scott. Whatia. |
| 0:55.7 | Fucking Christ. |
| 0:56.8 | Remember that classic? |
| 0:57.7 | No. |
| 1:00.5 | I think like somebody's car just exploded. |
| 1:03.7 | How's everybody been? |
| 1:07.1 | I mean, we're alive, right? |
| 1:09.1 | I want to say that that's debatable. |
| 1:19.0 | When we were warming up, which has always been like, you know, the saxophones and the, the tooting instruments and guitars and banjos and drums, you always hear like this. |
| 1:25.2 | It's that thing when you get to the concert early and it's like, rae, I heard a lot of like whooping cough. |
| 1:27.1 | The warming up of the orchestra. Yeah, no, I heard a lot of like guys, whooping cough. The warming up of the orchestra. |
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