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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 9

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2011

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This week brings chatter about Pizza Club, womanbabies (i.e. the female analog to "manbabies"), Russian mail-order brides, more reasons why we'd never want to live in Australia, awkward bangout situations, pretending to like stuff that sucks, more awkward restaurant stories, Guntown, caveman games, music (our #1 competitor for some fans!), a lot of people we're grateful to, sex comma pets (it makes more sense when you hear it), and the dingbats at Threadless. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the comedy button episode number eight. I'm Anthony guy goes with me is Max Scoville. Everybody. It's good to share nine. This is episode number nine number nine. We're already screwing it up. No, it's episode nine. Oh, okay.

0:12.2

Yeah, and it's with Max Scoville.

0:16.8

And a brine autonon.

0:18.8

And the Ryan Scott. How's it going? It's got Bromley.

0:24.8

And I'm Anthony guy goes.

0:27.0

And just just just play on its own. No, okay. Good. Just does that. So here we are. We're doing this thing. We're recording right now. And it's not the end. It's okay.

0:39.5

Stacey wandered through the room. She thought she was being scared. It's Casey being Scott's girlfriend for those who don't know. Yeah, she's like a deer walking on a backyard. Yeah, we'll have it a picnic.

0:48.0

Like deer approaches. That's why I'm basically naked. No car. No car is nature. Yeah, can we can we address what's going on right now?

0:55.0

Anthony is sitting on my love seat right now. I can't even look at him. He looks like a New Year's Eve baby.

1:05.0

He's wearing socks and underpants with dogs on them. And that's it. And headphones and a diet doctor. Yeah, he really does look like a New Year's baby.

1:16.0

We went out to eat and it was cold. And everyone was acting like they were depressed. And then I ate a milkshake and made my boobs come back. And then after that, I was like, pop it.

1:25.0

You know, in the 90s at tattoo parlors, they'd have like Tasmania devil is like a fireman. Yeah, it's like if they did that with Buddha. And they were like, what if Buddha was a game journalist?

1:37.0

They would run out of space on the tattoo wall. So I did. I wanted to get naked because obviously buying party rats wasn't enough to make Ryan happy. Yeah.

1:48.0

Yeah, what? I bought Ryan these. I went into a coffee shop or a coffee slash ice cream shop. And they had all this crazy shit on the wall and they had hand or pants.

2:00.0

They did have hand or pants. And they had bouncy balls. And they said if you're from New York, you'd like bouncy balls. I don't know why.

2:06.0

Yeah, we used to just throw them everywhere in New York. The thing to do in New York is throw them off.

2:10.0

Yeah, you go like in New York, New Jersey. Like you go into a house that's just like really low ceilings and really long hallway. And you just throw a bouncy ball as hard as you can.

2:20.0

And you just say, fuck it. Let's see what happens. And usually it's just like it's just this ricochet bullet all over the place. So for some reason, though, I don't even know.

2:28.0

Is party rats a term party rats? You're a party rat. In Ninja Turtles, it is apparently. These are like lights that you strap to your fingers that look like rats that five different colors.

2:39.0

You can be a party animal, but no one's ever specified what type of animal that is. That's what I'm saying. No one ever said, you know, well, he's a real party goal.

2:47.0

But they're shit. That possum can really throw back some booze. He's a party eagle when he gets here. The party really sourced with the party rats.

2:55.0

Sorry, exactly. They're lights that you strap to your fingers that are five different colors. Perfect for raving or night blogging.

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