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🗓️ 2 December 2011
⏱️ 87 minutes
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After leaving the world's worst tip at a local restaurant, we point out the rock-bottomness of Kmart, get cozy with some YouTube fetish porn, tell you all about the TV Hat, get some insight into portrait studio hell, read some pretty disturbing email (including one about either the world's worst or most awesome mom), discuss the Comedy Button dating game, share our Thanksgiving stories, run down the porno hot list, and listen to some pretty awesome fan-made theme songs. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's up? Welcome to the comedy button episode number eight. I'm Anthony Gaios with me is Scott Bromley. What's going on internet? |
0:07.2 | Brian Otano Brian Scott. Hi and Max Goville. I'm handsome. Max couldn't make it tonight. He said his company party. Yeah, Max. |
0:17.8 | You got the core gang the original four. The original four from the the good old the good old games by debriefing. So you're gonna have to |
0:24.0 | forgive us because we're on. We're on some new equipment. So we're just kind of. Yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to forgive us because we're on the equipment that all the Kickstarter money. |
0:33.6 | Oh, sorry about that. Ryan, it's because we're you know, we've never used it before. So our first show is kind of a test run of our new equipment. |
0:43.2 | So we might experience some technical difficulties. Scott's running the audio. I am running the audio. It is a train rack. You can blame me. You can fully blame me. Also because we have this fucking thing now. |
0:54.0 | Yeah. That's right. Thanks for listening. That was the eighth episode. Stay tuned for us on Facebook, whether follow us on |
1:02.1 | Friendster. Oh, did I guess. So here we are. Hello and welcome to the comedy. We're here for episode number eight. And we just all got back from dinner |
1:14.0 | together. We're Ryan left a dollar tip on a 56 dollar. What? This is Scott's fault. No, this is a horrible tip. And I was like, okay. No, I said Ryan. This guy who is |
1:28.4 | walked a grand total of seven steps to deliver our entire meal. And literally seven steps because we were sitting at the kitchen. We were |
1:39.4 | we were watching. We had the option of either watching the Mexican guy wash dishes or the other Mexican guy pulling the food out of the deep |
1:49.5 | freeze and putting it on the on the fryer to cook the food. That was our options. That was it. We were so close. They could have just put it in our mouth. They could have. I was |
1:57.8 | surprised that we I was tempted to reach over and grab some of the cooking sherry and just put it in Ryan's glass and call it root beer and see what |
2:04.4 | happens. That didn't happen. Scott was like, leave a bad tip. And I was all, okay. And Ryan Ryan is a man of his word because he will leave the world's worst |
2:15.6 | tip. Usually I asked you to leave. I asked you to leave a bad tip, but I didn't ask you to leave. It was one of those |
2:23.5 | situations where I was like, you were dissatisfied with the service. And you're just handing the check and you're like, honey, you |
2:30.8 | say, I just don't don't don't tell me what it is. Just I want to know. It was one of those. Yeah, except when usually when people do that, the other |
2:39.4 | person doesn't leave a fucking dollar. Well, I know I was I was shocked. A dollar tip. Like for me to get to leave a dollar tip, I've never left a |
2:50.9 | dollar tip in my life no matter how bad the service was, no matter how bad. I've never gone below like five bucks. Right. No |
2:56.8 | no matter how bad and five bucks. It's just like, you know, from with four people, five bucks is the least you can do. Well, you got a dollar and a |
3:01.9 | quarter from everywhere at the table. Suck it up and make a stink. Right. Well, in my own defense, I never leave horrible tips either. But |
3:10.0 | when I was the fucking devil on your shoulders, you always leave. You leave. No, but I said, I tip 20%. No, you, okay. I have |
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