The Comedy Button: Episode 85

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We find out what annoys Ryan's wife, confess to the stupid things we do out of habit, witness a hobo couple's $300 argument, meet the Jean Whisperer, relive Ryan's cartoon wedding day, get into arguments with our significant others, compare dog baths to something terrible, learn that our girlfriends don't care about the dumb Internet memes we try to show them, visit baby animal Vietnam, have Cola War flashbacks, talk about why drugs are bad, and recall our worst hangovers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:25.1	Ryan's mad at me because I fucked up the promo code.
0:27.2	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'll start over.
0:30.8	Wow. What was that? What are you doing? When they like to know what we're talking about.
0:36.6	It's episode 85. We're fucking here. And we're not going anywhere. Let's do this.
0:42.1	I'm Anthony Geigas with me as Brian. Was that like a we're, was that like a we're here we're
0:46.7	queer, get used to it, but lazy here. That was last week. We're here. I'm not, I'm not moving.
0:52.6	So you deal with it. That's it. I'm Anthony Geigas with me as Brian Autano.
1:01.8	It's funny because where I'm sitting right now when Brian does that. Now it kind of looks like
1:04.8	he's having a little bit of a brain seizure. It's never been these are just crying a little bit.
1:10.4	It's going on. I mean the same room as him and I see it that way too.
1:13.6	It's got Bromley. What's going on in turn?
1:22.4	That's your cue, Ryan. Max is before me. No, Anthony likes to fuck it up. I don't like this.
1:30.0	I wanted to, I want to be honest. I actually wanted to make Max feel
1:33.1	the skyping special. You want to make me feel special? You never did that. Thank you.
1:37.3	Yeah, it's pretty sweet. It's pretty nice to see you. So you did that by skipping you.
1:43.2	Why are you about to say that, Max? I fucking panic. I panic every week when we have to do this.
1:47.4	And it's like, and Max go and I'm just like, why?
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