4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Scott reports on his latest big dumb trip to Michigan, we learn way too much about fancy ice cream coffee desserts, Max holds a problematic film festival for himself, and Ryan discusses the oeuvre of Andy Sidaris. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
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0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altono with me is Chris and Vanilla. |
0:06.1 | Hello, that was odd. That's not okay. This is selective energy. We're getting through tonight. |
0:13.0 | You know, put those numbers of Chris. I'm conservative. |
0:17.7 | Scott probably what's up everybody? I'm so happy. I'm finally back in California and on that horrible terrible no good state of |
0:25.2 | Michigan. Ryan Scott. Remember what he said. We're going to get to I do. I do. Ryan Scott. |
0:31.6 | When you did the countdown, you said to you don't say two or one, you just go five, four, three, |
0:38.0 | but not when you start the count at three. We've talked about this probably for five years. |
0:42.2 | And Max go though. Yeah, man, I it's like we've been working a video for 10 years, but Ryan saw Wayne's |
0:47.7 | World twice. So you know, he's the expert in this matter. You don't say two or one. |
0:52.4 | And you don't say you don't say fucking either on a podcast. It's a make fake radio program that you edit. |
0:58.6 | Yeah, no one even heard that. I did it. I did account in for you to help you. |
1:02.6 | And now you made it worse for everybody. So I heard it. Good job. |
1:06.7 | What if I edited it wrong and they heard the two they can they can edit it. You can hear all golly |
1:12.3 | Jeepers. They'd find something wrong with this podcast. If this episode starts with me going three. |
1:18.0 | We can't have an error. I'm going to count to one next time. I'm going to count to two one next time. |
1:24.0 | Such a fucking piece of shit. |
1:27.9 | Scott, did you listen to last week? No, I didn't. So I want to know you are you ever going to listen to it? No, I know. |
1:34.1 | No, no, no, I don't know. I don't know how to do it. So we just so we just don't count you for the whole |
1:38.5 | No, that's absolutely true. I mean, that's that's expected. No, we said we said Scott is we didn't |
1:45.4 | Don't can you for the whole show at all? We said Scott is going to Michigan and we know that he's going to come back |
1:51.4 | with new things to hate that entire place for and they're going to be hyper specific and selective and |
1:59.7 | the locals will be furious and we tried to predict what you'd be mad at and we went through some |
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