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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 530

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kristin encounters a public porn-watcher and takes in some drunk Shakespeare, Brian joins the Stein Society, half the cast gets onboard with ad hoc parenting, and we answer a bunch of rapid-fire questions. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the comedy button Ryan. Thank you for talking over me saying hello. You're welcome

0:05.0

Thank you. I'm Brian autonno with me tonight. It is Ryan Scott. Thank you. Thank you again for introducing

0:13.5

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We're here. We're doing it

0:20.1

We're doing it. Do you think that guy is still recording all of our intros in no giant Google doc?

0:25.0

No. I hope so. I think probably died of mesothelioma or something. No. I don't know. B's got in his air conditioner and sleep or something. I don't think

0:35.0

Kristen Vandy are. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you again for introducing me. Right before we started

0:41.1

We asked ourselves the question as adults do did they ever make male rats dolls? Now if you're not a

0:49.9

Thousand first of all how'd you get here second of all um rats dolls were a

0:54.8

called browsers are but brats dolls were a thing because it's kind of just just we just

1:00.1

came to shoot now it was a really good joke and you just sprayed it everywhere like in one of those

1:03.8

browsers. I need to tell a story about browsers. Wait a browser. Can we can we can we just

1:11.5

Okay, I'm listening. This is the XXX. You know what you know I'm taking it's yours. Yeah. If you

1:21.8

got a story about brats and browsers and not brats but brats has led me to the browser story.

1:29.8

So I've been having to go back to the office we started returning to office like late last week

1:36.8

and I have forgotten. Somebody's computer was left on browsers. No. For two years.

1:44.2

Now I forgot how weird writing on Bart was because I haven't had to do it and my commute is now

1:50.1

an hour and a half so I'm on Bart a lot um when I'm going home and the last week I saw a

1:58.8

Fleming for the first time which is a fucking ginormous rabbit it's like 15 pounds. Look like a

2:06.3

Flemish. Yeah, Flemish. Yeah, Flemish rabbit. On the on the on Bart. Yeah, I'm dying to know how this

2:13.6

connects to browsers. I'm getting there. So I thought Fleming was a category of the

2:20.5

browsers we have heard about. So as you come stop. She's got Scott and Stacy give each other

2:29.6

funnish rabbits. So anyway, I saw that they were carrying her carrying that thing around on like

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