The Comedy Button: Episode 519

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

There are now so many Marvel movies that we can't remember all of them, so instead of worrying about that malarkey, we try to figure just what the heck a warlock is, and why it's better than a wizard (spoiler: it's not). Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:24.3	purchase and free world wide shipping. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host,
0:29.9	Brian Altano. With me tonight is Ryan Scott. Still not saying two or one, baby.
0:36.3	And I have to go to the bonus content to find the first part of that. Don't do that to people,
0:40.8	like they're watching Rise of Skywalker and they're like, you got to play Fortnite to find out
0:44.4	the story and Max Goldberg. God damn it. I made that noise with my mouth. That's right.
0:50.8	With your attention. That took that. I took that. I took that Michael Winslow master class.
0:54.4	I learned how to make all sorts of sound effects. Chris Vanajar couldn't make it tonight. She's
0:57.6	working a night shift. She's working late. She's working. She's really working that.
1:01.2	Then you know, looking at that. Burning that during all that midnight oil as they say, you know,
1:06.0	she's going to fracking Academy. So they're not a frack in New York. That's right. There's actually
1:09.4	small, small scale for a micro fracking Academy. And then and Scott Brownlee can't be here because he
1:15.5	just had a kid. And if you don't know that, then you missed last week's episode. And I'm sorry.
1:21.2	Gordon Lashes have a sudden immediately. He's like, go, go, go, good. See it's already starting. You, parents. Hey,
1:28.2	man, I want to see I want to see an interview with somebody who went and saw Avengers endgame without
1:32.8	having seen Infinity War. There's got to be a lot of people. There's definitely somebody out there
1:36.8	because like just looking at the numbers there, like, you know, there's there's some very small
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