The Comedy Button: Episode 517

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We're all Dum-Dums in this episode, as we explain Tootsie Pop superstitions, recount the times we were terrible, experience the longest and most convoluted story Kristin has ever told, and remember the biggest messes we've ever had to clean up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible.
0:02.2	So if you want to retain any less liver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds
0:05.4	to block it all out.
0:06.4	And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent.
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0:13.8	earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors so you can drown out the sounds of the
0:17.7	dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
0:20.0	Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your
0:24.5	purchase and free world wide shipping.
0:26.5	Hello, everyone and welcome to the comedy button.
0:30.3	I'm Kristen Bandier here with four dumbdums.
0:34.2	DUMDUM!
0:35.2	Oh, the Lord!
0:38.4	And by dumbdums, I just mean the suckers.
0:41.8	Wow.
0:42.8	Still got a double-burve.
0:44.8	Double-burve.
0:45.8	What the fuck, dude?
0:46.8	You know what?
0:47.8	No, I got a good opening.
0:49.6	Listen, listen.
0:51.8	The cherry dumbdum.
	...

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