The Comedy Button: Episode 509

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Jared Petty returns to tell us why having a breakthrough case of COVID-19 really sucks and also explain why his stairs collapsed, and then we delve into the wild west of the early Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Transcript

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible.
0:02.2	So if you want to retain any less liver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds
0:05.4	to block it all out.
0:06.4	And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent.
0:09.6	So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable, tangle-free and noise-canceling
0:13.8	earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors so you can drown out the sounds of the
0:17.7	dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
0:20.0	Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your
0:24.5	purchase and free worldwide shipping.
0:27.2	Hello and welcome to the county button. I'm your host Brian Altono.
0:30.5	I can already tell if this is not going to go well with me is Ryan Scott.
0:37.2	Fuck off.
0:38.2	Max Covell.
0:39.2	I don't have any fucking noises to make.
0:44.2	Damn it.
0:45.2	Turn that off.
0:46.2	Stop it.
0:47.2	I'm doing it.
0:49.2	And Jared Petty.
0:50.2	This is a fucking stupid show.
0:53.2	Oh, Chris and Vandiar is still at our all-girls sleepover, which is now two weeks in the making.
1:00.2	They have started eating.
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