The Comedy Button: Episode 507

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Scott's latest boring white people vacation was at a weird haunted hotel, we discover that there are Yelp reviews of websites, we remember the times we got suckered by targeted ads, and Ryan imagines how he would handle real-life stadium events. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:23.4	thirty-three percent off your purchase and free world wide shipping. Hello and welcome to
0:29.7	the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Autana with me is Ryan Scott. Yeah!
0:36.0	Chris and Vandy are. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Max Kovill.
0:40.9	You heard it here first. And Scott Bromley. Uh, yeah. And Scott Bromley. Uh, yeah.
0:49.6	Come on. Get a little. I'm getting loose. I had a hell of a hell of a weekend.
0:57.4	What happened? Did you have a lawyer? You're on time. You're getting into it. Yeah.
1:01.6	What's that? Do you have another wonderful white people's vacation that somehow went awry for you?
1:09.1	It's like a trend for me. No, the latter half of the vacation was totally fine.
1:15.1	Um, my, my wife and a whole, a whole bunch of friends of ours, uh, went to the Madonna Inn,
1:22.9	which is that, which is that cartoon. That cartoon. It's like a doll themed hotel.
1:30.6	Yeah, it's like a dolly part and was a building. Yeah. Like it wasn't, it wasn't grace.
1:37.2	It wasn't what is it? What is it called? What's her house? Dolly's her house called Graceland.
1:41.9	Graceland. I'm thinking of Graceland, but then I just trailed off midword, you know, yeah.
1:47.6	That's what everything is. Every room with that hotel. That's a hotel in Southern California
1:52.3	that has a bunch of theme rooms in it. Correct. Central California. Yeah. Yeah.
1:56.1	And we stayed in the Karen suite. Of course you did. Is that actually that? Yeah. Really?
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