The Comedy Button: Episode 489

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

It turns out you really CAN forget how to ride a bike, we don't know much about throwing balls around, bad horror movies are good horror movies, and we spend even more time babbling about hot dogs. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:26.0	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altano and with me is Max Scoville.
0:32.2	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody. Ryan Scott.
0:40.8	And that's it. It's the three of us today.
0:44.7	You stuck with that.
0:46.0	Yeah, you stuck with us. Kristen is on vacation. She took the week off. She is in Los Angeles.
0:52.0	I don't know when she's doing a bicycle, a bicycle marathon. Yeah, she said she wanted to,
0:57.2	she wanted to shit on one of the O's in the Hollywood side and we said which one. And then I
1:01.7	realized there's a couple of options. And Scott probably is.
1:05.4	Scott Bromney's out. He's spending time with his family and a bicycle marathon. Everyone
1:10.2	doing bicycle marathon. I don't know. Fuck up those hamstrings. I can't even imagine Scott
1:15.2	into bicycle marathon. You said, I said you a picture of my bicycle. You said, I can't imagine
1:20.2	you want a bicycle. And I think it's harder to imagine Scott on a bicycle. Yeah, actually,
1:26.0	what a bicycle in the garage. That's funny. So I feel like your bicycle is too big for you no
1:30.8	matter how big it is, Ryan. I think Scott's really good at like prop comedy. So I have a feeling
1:35.4	he would like he would like really just go all out with the bicycle stuff and just one of those
1:40.3	bicycles with a big wheel, you know, and he would make it really it would be like a really funny
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