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Hello. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host, Brian Altono. With me is Chris and Vandear.

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Scott Bromley. Hello, baby. Ryan Scott.

Oh, he's always a ranger to you. Hi. I'm son of a bitch. And the newest father of the comedy button, aka the momety button, max.

Hey, what's up? Hey, Max. Welcome back. Hey, anything new? Yeah, I have a, I have an infant child that is nine days old as of recording this.

Congratulations. It's a human being that isn't dead yet off to a good start.

Jesus. What? No, I'm just, you know, it's, I have, I don't think I fucked it up entirely, you know, so far.

Is it smarter than Ryan's dogs? Oh, definitely not. Yeah. Not yet. No, definitely. You know, she's got a long way to go. Well, anyway, so I have a daughter.

You named her after a chicken, human girl named Camilla. She's a little bit.

The, he's the mom, the gonzo's chicken from the Muppets. I'm sorry. Max. I'm sorry. The most timely references here on this pop culture show.

But yeah, I don't even, I don't even know what to say. Like it's, it's a, well, you're dead. Make dad jokes. Go. You're, you're, I'm for like eight years on here. You're a very good daughter.

You're holding up, which is, you know, the important. Yeah. How much are you sleeping?

We've got to, we've gotten the hang of it pretty well. We're sort of taking shifts. Like, I don't know, I've gotten like the last two nights. I've, you know, Jen's woke me up at like, or like, you know, two o'clock in the morning. She's just like nudge me. She's like, get the feed the baby and I get up and feed her from a bottle. And then like, you know, five or four or five, like Jen gets up at breast feeds. And I don't we've sort of figured out how to do.

How's it going? We figured out how to do like a weird shift. Like, tiktaka. Yeah. I mean, I'm definitely like not, you know, super well rested. But like, I mean, it feels like jet lag. Like in the sense that they're, you know, when, when you get jet lag, people like, oh, go to sleep when it's dark out and when it's light out, be awake. And with the baby, it's like, go to sleep when the baby's asleep. And it's like, that's easier said than done. Like it's not that simple to be like, I'm going to keep the same hours as the baby.

But yeah, that, that and like you're, you're still technically on paternity leave too, which is good. You know, you can kind of like you can kind of rough it out.

But the baby, as of the recording of this is nine days old. I saw her the other day on FaceTime. She's adorable. She's got chubby little cheeks. She's a cute. She's a cute baby. We were totally, we were like totally prepared to have like a fuck ugly little toad baby. Like a just a nasty little just like a pink frog or whatever. One of those like little, you know, foot like a baby like an infant.

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