The Comedy Button: Episode 475

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Scott's busy moving, Brian loves a good baseball bat of meat, Max wants a treadmill desk, Ryan never wants to board a cruise ship, and Kristin has the world's weirdest family tree. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:26.0	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altano. My kid just peed in a
0:31.3	potty for the first time and I'm vaguely excited with me tonight is Kristen VanDiar. I'm clapping.
0:38.8	Who also just peed in a potty? I did. I did just pee in a potty. Max Gouville, who did a big poo-poo
0:45.0	donkko in the potty. I didn't make it to the potty. I actually was in the corner of the children's
0:49.7	book section at the library. I got real worked up doing the Whereas Waldo and I just went to
0:55.7	the pants. Finally Ryan Scott, who was getting ready to leave the house for the first time in three
1:02.0	months today before he threw up on his shoes. Scott Brownlee's not with us tonight because he's
1:07.2	moving for the first time in 14 years and you're almost not exaggerating. Yeah, no, that's
1:14.4	going to take a lot because there's like six trucks full of puppets. He's moving from the place
1:21.0	he lived in when we started this show and that was 2011. Yeah, you know what they say about
1:28.2	moving is that it takes half as long to move. It takes nine months, second nine, it takes a long
1:36.4	half day. However long it was you lived there, it's half that time. So if he lived there for 11 years,
1:40.8	he's going to be moving for the next six years or five and a half or whatever. So you know, it's
1:45.7	hell is this. I don't like this. It's how that works. No, that's the world. It's the world.
1:49.1	It's a new year, whatever it is. How's everybody feeling tonight. I'm good. My dog's having a little
1:54.8	stroke right not literally but he apparently he's barking now. He's barking now, which is great
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