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Hello and welcome to the comedy button. My name is Kristen Vandiar and today we've got some

very, very interesting gentlemen to my right on the screen. We've gotten max govill.

Oh, is that how it's laid out? I don't know where that was going. I can't use a different

left of my screen. We've got Ryan Scott. Hello. Bottom right, Scott Brownlee. I just learned that

Ryan Scott has a sex swing in his bedroom. I do. And I don't know. I just learned that too. I'm

actually really surprised. It's a tire swing too. Well, it's a tire swing but it has like hand

cups coming off of it so you can... Well, that's how you have to fuck if you're doing Heathcliff

roleplay. Yeah. That is true. Yeah. That's that was in the guidebook. Do you play, do you play

Mongo? Do you play Mongo or Wordsworth when you're when you're having sex with your cat wife?

Max loves Mongo. He goes to Japan town all the time to buy it.

Yeah. What is the cat, the girl cat's name? Oh, Jesus, great. She still have a riff riff riff with

words words. If you got the time, then you got to run.

Like really liking Heathcliff, but I don't I don't remember a fucking thing about it. Like he

lived in Trash and was like a non-sad Garfield or something. Yeah, and he terrified the neighborhood.

They say that when you die, you die twice and once is the day you die and the other time is when

somebody stops saying your name and I feel like we're single-handedly keeping Heathcliff alive.

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