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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 461

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

In our 2020 Halloween spook-tacular, Kristin tells terrifying tales of trick-or-treating in Bel Air, Max courts catastrophe by consuming corpse-flavored Skittles, and Ryan concocts chills by donning the many masks of Michael Myers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of

0:03.8

sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already

0:07.6

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0:12.4

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0:16.0

so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.

0:20.0

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0:24.8

and free worldwide shipping.

0:54.8

So that's it.

1:04.8

Stop that. Stop that noise. You think this is better than the one we recorded that we didn't use a second ago?

1:08.8

800%.

1:10.8

I think it's better.

1:12.8

Hopefully isn't just going to make a horrible sound on the microphone.

1:18.8

I was going to breathe into it really heavily, but you'll hear that in the bonus content.

1:22.8

You have to subscribe to our Patreon for all of our hot wet foot ASMR action,

1:28.2

just the nastiness softest mouth sounds for you.

1:30.8

If you're wondering what happened, you guessed it. Ryan had caramel for dinner.

1:36.8

It's a large bowl of gooey caramel.

1:42.8

He ate it like a poop bear with a shirt.

1:46.8

He's hanging out.

1:48.8

All the caramels he didn't eat.

1:50.8

He has to put razor blades in tonight for all the trick or treaters tomorrow.

1:54.8

That's right. Ryan is doing a leaner to the Halloween.

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