The Comedy Button: Episode 456

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We briefly turn into a video game podcast before getting down in the dirt with patio pounders, Monster Jam, the stupidest things we'd theoretically buy, and the worst McDonald's menu item pitches we can think of. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:21.2	and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free worldwide shipping.
0:26.9	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altano and with me is Kristen Vandy
0:31.9	Arr. You're pu-pupu-pupu. Brian Scott. Nope. Max Govill. You got to admit her believe it and Scott
0:40.9	Bromley. Wow, we can do Scott. Wow. I kind of liked our rendition of charade. So if your mic wants
0:50.8	to just fuck off later today, that'd be fun with me. I don't know what happened last time.
0:56.0	But it also happened to Max, which was great. So it was like, everyone's like,
1:01.6	ah, it's your fuck up. It's all your fault. And then like at the very end, Max is like,
1:08.5	well, to be fair, he left the show and it just went to it went to shit. I don't know what the
1:12.6	fuck happened. No, I remember ghost in the Zencaster last week. I went to I went to Tahoe for a few
1:18.9	days, but because 2020 is amazing, basically the week the week we were supposed to go,
1:26.0	PlayStation was like, hey, Wednesday is the day. I don't know what you guys are doing. We've
1:30.8	been sitting on our Dix for about 11 months and now it's time to reveal everything. So I was like,
1:35.2	ah, shit, okay. So I packed up all my camera gear, my microphone and everything and I set up this
1:38.9	like, makeshift fucking Adorama Dex looking at studio in a cabin. And then we're all ready to go.
1:45.7	There's like, I think what was like a half a million, 350,000 concurrent people are watching
1:50.1	our pre show on IGN and we're up and we're about to find out the blah blah and Max goes, Brian,
1:54.9	what do you think? Can I just go? And like my producers in my ear and he's like, we can't hear you
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