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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 452

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It's a question we've all had during our lives: Collectively speaking, which Hogwarts house would the Comedy Button belong to? This week, at Kristin's insistence, we take the Harry Potter Sorting Hat quiz and find out (and remember, Ryan is definitely Ravenclaw, guys). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.8

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0:07.6

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0:12.3

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0:16.4

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0:21.2

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0:26.8

Ladies, gentlemen, hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian

0:30.8

Altona with me is Max Scoville. What the fuck?

0:41.0

You just pulled out a owl whistle? It's an owl ocarina. I just tried to spice things up on the

0:49.1

old radio show just pulling out props and shit. Are you trying to mating call? Like what's happening?

0:56.8

I don't like it. I had a plan. You fuck that shit off.

1:02.8

Chris advanced you. I don't want more disturbed every time we do these starts at the video.

1:08.8

I know. It's not good. I'm sorry we do one of this. This is not a dish. You don't you deserve

1:15.1

better. I'm sorry. Brian Scott. You're not going to be laughing at that owl when you need to get

1:20.5

to the spirit temple and he's not around a land and tell you exactly which seam in the wall.

1:25.5

You need to jump through to travel. Did you say seam in the wall? Because it sounds like you

1:29.8

did. You know how people play ocarina at time. Seem in the wall. That's the one that's

1:37.2

the one 34 version of the carina time. Is that a get your poster to stick to the wall?

1:45.4

And and Scott probably.

1:54.0

Fuck is that? Okay. What the fuck is it whistle night? I didn't get I did not get the whistle night

1:58.8

email. I carry that to I just. Max at the alcarina. I just happened to have an old timey whistle.

2:08.4

I did not. Well, Chris, did you just say you're not you're not going to you try not to drink?

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