The Comedy Button: Episode 442

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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What is charisma? And, more importantly, does Porky Pig have it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:26.8	Hello and welcome to the county button. I'm your host Brian Alzana with me is Scott Braumley.
0:31.0	What's going on? Ainter tubes? Ryan Scott.
0:35.3	Charisma of two apparently. And Max Scoville. Mr. Ryan Scott, the man who loves to be like,
0:41.9	nobody knows who that is, always opening a fucking episode with a throwback to shit we were
0:47.4	talking about in a bonus bonus thing. Okay, so seconds earlier, Ryan attempted to host the show,
0:54.6	what you're getting is the theme a version of a city that has been cleaned up after the disaster
1:02.1	already hit. And hopefully you're just there on vacation. You didn't notice it. Ryan tried to
1:06.4	host the show and we as a group collectively collectively realized that Ryan has somewhere between
1:12.5	zero and I would say three tops charisma to which Ryan said there's an 18 point scale in Dungeons
1:20.4	and Dragons. Right. And which is obtuse enough. Man, that that really is just a really good
1:27.8	thing. I thought it was a 20 point scale, Ryan. It's so when you roll your ability points for your
1:34.5	scores being a game you roll three six sided dice. That's how you determine. Okay. So it's a
1:41.1	scale. That's where three six mafia came from the rap group. Oh really? I believe that.
1:48.2	Well, they rolled more than a fucking two for charisma. So so you could roll a three. The
1:53.5	minimums are three ones. Your maximums are three sixes. So three to eight. That's the scale.
1:58.1	10 to 11. 10s would be the average. Okay. So like in this logic, if you rolled a three for charisma,
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