The Comedy Button: Episode 433

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We hang out with our friends (remotely), catch up on all the weird TV, try to figure out what Boris Johnson looks like, panic about our eating habits, and figure out what the most ideal shower food is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
0:07.6	have some, but life is impermanent. So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable,
0:12.3	tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors,
0:16.0	so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
0:19.9	Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your
0:24.3	purchase and free world wide shipping. Hello and welcome to the Comedy button.
0:29.2	Quarantine edition week four, five, six, seven like that. Something like that. I'm Brian
0:36.5	Autano with me is Scott Romley. Help me. The man of the man of no sunshine. I still haven't left
0:43.9	my house. Good God. Ryan Scott. I have also not left my house. But what else do you mean? The man of
0:50.8	no dick. That ain't true. That is not canon. That is definitively not canon, Brian. And
0:59.5	Max Copil, the man, the man of no ethnicity or heritage. Goddamn right. We know we know
1:06.8	cream putting over here. My good man. The white tree from the west or whatever. The white airheads
1:13.5	mystery. I hope I hope everyone's doing good. Thank you for turning into our show. We all had a
1:22.6	really we had a lot. We all had a really good week where we did a lot we we all went out and we
1:28.2	got who didn't go. We didn't know nobody did anything. Again, for the for the 40th year in a row,
1:34.2	we're all still stuck inside, but we're making making the best of it. We we all ran out of excuses
1:39.2	to not do other shit. We all have to be there the second any phone rings. If you don't text
1:43.6	someone back now, it's even worse than ever, even though you don't want to do that. And yeah,
1:48.6	the things are going I think things are going. I really sound like a like a burger record, but I
1:53.7	fucking love this. It's fucking love it. How's your how's your how's your extremely extroverted wife
2:03.2	doing? She's she's adjusting. She she has like video chats with her friends almost hourly it feels
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