The Comedy Button: Episode 43

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2012

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week, Max has a terrible werewolf movie pitch, Anthony gets hit on, the Golden Gate bridge gets hot and heavy, nurses rave about cat tranquilizers, Brian shoots himself, Max accidentally blows it, Scott discusses the horrors of Disneyland, we roll our eyes at Velcro wallets, we rant and rave about terrible reality shows, Anthony geeks out about Star Wars Celebration, we open some early Christmas presents, and Scott relays the secret history of one very special Vanilla Ice song. Starring Scott Bromley. Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to comedy button episode 43. I'm Anthony guy goes with me a Scott Bromley. What's going on? Ryan Scott. Hey
0:06.9	Ryan Otano
0:08.9	Got Max Scoville. I have a
0:11.6	Wherewolf movie pitch? I
0:14.2	Hate it already. Okay. All right bear with me Mr. Scott. You're gonna love this idea. Imagine if you will
0:20.1	Okay, I've been sitting on this for a while. This would be the lowest budget where wolf movie
0:24.7	All right, I like what I'm here in a little budget movie. I've got a board instead of getting actual wherewolf makeup
0:30.6	You just hire a bunch of guys who have beards and then as the wherewolf
0:36.0	The wherewolf transformation continues
0:38.6	Replace the men with beards with just regular dogs
0:44.0	So like, you know, I have the heroes and they're and they're all I like I like where you go
0:48.2	They're all on the stage in like a cabin or something. It's like airbud meets easy rider
0:53.3	But just I mean, I want to shoot this myself. I think it's the best idea. I want to shoot you go on Craigslist and be like
0:58.3	Hi guys with beards or dogs. Please I think you might give them the wrong idea of filming a film like that
1:04.3	You know, who does that on Craigslist every week kink.com
1:07.9	Okay, so I go on this other website kink.com and just
1:14.8	I'm gonna make them really hairy guy. We can't even make them like biker werewolf
1:18.2	So if they wanted to wear their weird leather stuff they could do that too, you know, I'm gonna play you in a movie with you
1:22.9	Shitty dog vests, which is dog leather
1:25.2	I was thinking that this week this today actually about how many people
1:29.0	masturbating with one hand and typing with the other to get so disappointed when they find kinkos website every day
1:36.0	I got him it. I don't want to mail anything. I was just thinking today that someone's jerked off to road rovers
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