The Comedy Button: Episode 42

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Sex in the 1920s, live Harry Potter puppet shows, the Home Alone Band, reviews for nature trails, Ryan Scott's Excellent Virginity Adventure, the early days of cybersex, pithy email responses, Anthony's new OkCupid initiative, getting excited over household appliances, the continued ruination of the English language, number 2, sewer-worthy silverware, and extracurricular creativity. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ofta
0:02.0	Hello and welcomed up 40, you can call me button. I am Anthony Gallos with me as Bryale Tunnel
0:11.4	My brain
0:14.2	Thanks to skills
0:17.9	Ryan Scott hey and Scott promptly. Hey, so I've dealt my introduction. I don't have a raccoon factors for you today
0:24.9	I all right, do a whole bunch of them died on the freeway this week
0:29.0	Sucks to be raccoons!
0:34.0	Oh, mercy, mercy, mercy!
0:36.0	Road here and on!
0:37.0	Chevrolet and ran over several raccoons!
0:39.0	Looks more like a roadcoon to me!
0:41.0	Oh, so, uh, wow.
0:43.0	So, uh,
0:45.0	God, I'm gonna beat you.
0:46.0	This is not keeping us from getting started.
0:48.0	I'm gonna beat you to death.
0:49.0	I will fuck you to death.
0:50.0	Okay, I'd rather...
0:52.0	I'll take you out on a very pleasant date.
0:54.0	Oh, beating and fucking the same thing where I come from.
0:58.0	I'll kiss your hand.
0:59.0	I will make a mountain out of your mouth.
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