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🗓️ 3 January 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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To ring in the new year, we eat packaged Japanese fish that tastes like pizza, and discover when we first knew we were idiots. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:26.8 | Hey everybody, this is the comedy button to show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the |
0:30.4 | support of many people who listen to it and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like |
0:34.8 | to help us keep the lights on and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen |
0:38.5 | to for reasons we're unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks |
0:43.2 | or really whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can |
0:46.8 | get ad-free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all |
0:51.1 | kinds of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com |
0:56.4 | slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian |
0:59.9 | Altano and with me is Max Govil. Rickety Rowdy. How do we? Howdy Howdy. |
1:06.4 | Scott Bromley. Oh, what a curveball and right. What a straight sphere. What? |
1:19.5 | What? Get bent. It's called a cylinder idiot. What the fuck are you talking about? |
1:24.1 | Okay. I got questions for us tonight. We're all in a good mood. We got a big we got big bowls of food. |
1:30.1 | Everybody's happy, but I'm going to throw a little cool chicken nuggets with bones. Can we do |
1:33.7 | the one thing first? Yes. Brian, what's your take on Scoob? What? The new reboot of Scooby-Doo. |
1:40.4 | What do you think of Scoob? It's not breaking news my friend. Yeah. Whatever. I'm here for it. |
1:45.7 | I'm sure they'll solve a mystery and pull a mask on the back. It's a pup named Scooby-Doo. The movie. |
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