The Comedy Button: Episode 399

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Guten tag! Hallo und willkommen auf der Comedy-Schaltflache! We sure hope Google Translate got that right. It's the Comedy Button, all the way from Cologne, Germany -- where Brian and Max are off playing video games and eating various sausages for a week. We're international, baby! Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.9	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:26.9	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. A very special German edition. I'm Brian
0:30.9	Altano with me is Max Gowil.
0:32.9	You can talk? Yeah, you're getting there. Yeah.
0:36.8	We're in Cologne, Germany on a work trip.
0:40.4	That's where they invented champagne. Yeah.
0:42.4	It's a wonderful place. It's spelled, but it's spelled exactly like the shit you put
0:51.0	on your neck. Yeah, unless you're here in which place it's spelled like something you call.
0:54.7	So I wanted to try to fuse corn and motorhead together.
0:58.8	We have both been here multiple times at this point. I think this is four for me or three
1:03.3	and this is two for you.
1:06.4	And we come here every single year for a giant video game celebration called Gamescom.
1:11.3	If we sound tired and sleepy and burnt out, it's because we're a little bit of all those
1:14.8	things. But we didn't want to leave here without recording something special because we
1:17.9	don't know when we're going to touch ground again and also, Brian's really annoying to work
1:22.5	with. So we figured the best way to not record an episode of Ryan Scott is to get an
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