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We're doing great. This is a special patronus for the bonus. I'm going to be completely honest

with everybody listening. First of all, we love you. Thank you for supporting us. Second of all,

we ate too much food. We ate. We had a lot of Indian food far too much. We had too much food.

Why did we do that? I think it's bizarre that a country that is like our basically, they're all

about like vegetarian vegan lifestyle. When you order Indian food, you are getting bread, rice,

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