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comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I've ever said whatever this is.

This is the podcast for the week of June 17, 2019. I'm your host Ryan Scott with me,

Scott Brownlee. What's going on internet? Hardy on Scott. Party on, Garth. All right.

And that's it. It's just the two of us. It is. It is just the two of us. I, Ryan is sitting on

a different couch this week. He's sitting where where Max and Brian usually say, usually Ryan

sits next to me on a couch that we cuddle. Well, no, I put Scotch guard on it so it's staying

resistant. Oh, okay. Tonight you're on a brand new couch. No Scotch guard here. You've never sat on.

No, and you you came in. You came in like a bolt of fucking lightning from from Fresno. Yeah.

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