The Comedy Button: Episode 389
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2019
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Can you tell the difference between an actual rhino birth and Ace Ventura coming out of its butt? And if so, can you explain it to us? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less |
| 0:03.2 | sliver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. |
| 0:06.2 | And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent. So go to twictaudio.com and grab |
| 0:11.0 | a backup pair of durable, tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven |
| 0:15.4 | colors so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. |
| 0:19.8 | Again, that's twictaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your |
| 0:24.3 | purchase and free world wide shipping. Hey everybody, this is the Comedy |
| 0:27.9 | Button Show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the support of many people who listen to it |
| 0:32.3 | and it occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like to help us keep the lights on |
| 0:35.7 | and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen to for reasons we're |
| 0:39.2 | unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks or really |
| 0:43.6 | whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can get |
| 0:46.9 | ad free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all |
| 0:51.0 | kinds of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com |
| 0:56.3 | slash comedy button. Hello and welcome once again to the Comedy Button I'm your host Max Goville |
| 1:00.7 | and joining me, Chucklin and Gigglein we got Scott Bromley over here. Check out Stranger Things |
| 1:06.7 | on Netflix season three to like for and Brock Lutano. We're doing a bit there but he became like |
| 1:12.4 | a Serbian vampire at some point. There's like this weird, there's this, there's that joking |
| 1:18.7 | fucking Euro trip where they're like they go to Eastern Europe and this guy's like hey where's |
| 1:23.4 | the beef we finally have Mime and Wise. Do you know it's like the whole thing of like oh god they |
| 1:27.5 | have the 80s here for the first time and now we've got this weird shit where we're getting that |
| 1:30.7 | on Netflix and we're like can you believe it the Stranger Things boys are back and they're dressing |
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