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comedy button. Greetings and salutations and as 2018 draws to a close we're all gathered around

for a very special New Year's Eve episode of the comedy button. I'm your host Max Scoville

and joining me are my good friends not Ryan Scott he's not here. He went to bed already. He went

to bed at 7.30. Scott Bromley. Hey New Year's babies. That's Ryan Altano. The old man of 2018.

It's 2019. It's the year of the rabbit. Been a pretty good year so far. It's been a great year.

Oh my god. Yeah. Do you remember when what happened on New Year's Eve? Yeah. Old disclosure.

We are recording this on December 4th so that we don't have to record it anywhere near the actual.

2019 has been great so far. Where were you guys when Tiffany Trump was inaugurated as the president?

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